To anyone that has no clue what im going off about:
Good
To anyone that has no clue what im going off about:
Good
sending kind vibes to trans people who use it/its pronouns. your relationship with your gender is no ones business but yours; you deserve respect and you have the right to demand it
Bi🐸irl
man how did they leave off the punchline of this tweet:

(https://twitter.com/perfectcows/status/1351277002876186627)
human: dude you've been in our d&d group for literally like three years, you don't need to keep asking if you're invited every time
vampire: i knowww, i just get anxious ok?
human: oh fair
I feel personally attacked. Lol
wait wait wait wait wait hold on
all of the undertale plushies so far have had things hidden inside the stuffing, right?
sans has red stuffing, pap has the annoying dog, & toriel has a tiny soul
i’m also pretty sure the temmie plush has temmie flakes in it too
has…… has anyone dissected the Ralsei plush yet??
i have several thousand questions and all of them are who thought to fucking rip their beautiful Undertale plushies apart in case Toby Fox put genocide route symbols in them
Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam
I’d also like to point out that my sister has a really hard time staying present (I can’t remember the term because we’ve always called it Tethered at my house) and whenever she’s feeling Untethered my mom has her knead bread and make syrup because they’re repetitive and easy things to do that ground her
Now that I’m thinking about it- my brother has days where he doesn’t talk and doesn’t eat unless he’s prompted, and on those days my mom sits him down in the fish pond in the backyard and plays Mozart and because he’s so used to that being his wake up he always comes back in after like an hour rambling about random things
Oh yeah and when it rains my mom has a required hour where we all have to go outside and run around and whoever finds the most worms for the garden wins and then we go inside and my mom makes us tea and we watch Studio Ghibli movies
Wait!!! When one of us has a bad day at school we make a fire in the backyard and roast homemade sausages and my mom tells us stories until we laugh and then she tucks is in bed like we’re five again and sings us songs
Uh…. wait guys is my mom a witch raising a bunch of fae kids hold on-
your mom is very definitely a witch raising a bunch of fae kids, please tell her i love her in the abstract way one can love a complete stranger.
i see ppl complaining about having spotify premium and like. you guys do know theres modded versions of spotify app right
and theres like, an app you can use to make youtube ad-free too. i can send a link to that as well
ok so heres the youtube thing, never ever under any circumstances download it if you dont want any ads
https://vancedapp.com/
and never, NEVER download this if you dont wanna pay for premium
https://apkmody.io/apps/spotify-premium-mod-apk
tommy i am going to kiss you DIRECTLY on the forehead thank you for telling us how to avoid getting premiums the Bad Way. absolutely fucking scrumptious my dude
i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz
trying to find out the maximum number of questions uquiz will let you have in a single quiz and so far it has not stopped me at 76 and i do not think it will stop me at 77